Where do you spend the night in China when your passport has been stolen, and you can't rent a hotel room without a passport? And you can't ride the train to the nearest US consulate because you can't ride a train without a passport?

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Where do you spend the night in China when your passport has been stolen, and you can't rent a hotel room without a passport? And you can't ride the train to the nearest US consulate because you can't ride a train without a passport?